you gon eat that?
imma eat it anyway
Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
(via chelsealynnmott)
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
(via beeetlegeuse)